When I’ll be a mom, my advice will be this
Mom, he broke my heart:
Mom, I got an F:
Mom, I had a fight with my best friend:
Mom, I have exams soon and I don’t know where to start:
REBLOG EVERY TIME I SEE THIS.
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i have a white t-shirt and some fabric markers
so
every single person that reblogs this, i will write your url on this shirt.
i mean it- i will write as many urls as i can possibly fit on this shirt and i will post pictures every so often to prove it
so go forth, reblog! this is exciting, and quasi terrifying, but regardless of the questionable url names that may or may not show up, i will wear this tumblr shirt proudly
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Crying over JPad’s role in Gilmore Girl oh god
(Source: himymthebest, via andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels)
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
face = priceless
I love the look at the very end of that gif, like ‘Bro, you don’t know the half of it’
(Source: cumberbum)
thatsupergleekywholockianhead:
Going to run an experiment. This post will have 0 tags. I want to see how many people it can reach just through the dash alone. Reblog when you see please :)
FOR SCIENCE
SCIENCE
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I forgot about this, but back during Christmas Break, I put Star Trek in front of my cat to see what he would do. To my surprise, he actually did watch it. However, he only seemed mildly entertained - that is, until Scotty started talking. Then my cat actually paused the episode and stared at him. He just stared at Scotty and wouldn’t let me press play for, like, four or five minutes. After that, he watched for a while, but gradually lost interest and started dozing, only looking up when he heard Scotty’s voice.
Can someone please explain to me why my cat loves Scotty so much? Was James Doohan secretly some sort of magical cat whisperer? What is this?
oh
my
god
i think your cat has a crush
(via fangirlingismyspecialty)
Hey, remember when we thought this was, like, a fun superhero parody with silly songs and whatnot? And we all laughed and laughed? And then the last five minutes happened?
Remember that?
I DO.
WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT
WHEDON
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(Source: janeyoucrazy, via ruinedchildhood)
petition for dudes to shut the fuck up about makeup on women
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on women
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on anyone
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up.
petition to fuck everyone
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
nine-year-olds
NINE
